My mother plays a depressing piano piece in the background I can only assume it is weight watchers morning march but the homemade mac and cheese I earlier devoured with my family was worth every dissonant note from the lower end of our upright piano.
Anyhow I have a strange new problem. A local school district has apparently decided that I have a child currently attending their school. Now I don't. I know this because
1. I don't have a child.
2. If I did have a child I would hope I would know which school district my child goes to school in.
So far being the parent to my imaginary child has been humorous. I receive phone calls about the busing schedule about parent teacher conferences and such but as summer approaches perhaps I should inform them that I don't have a child at their school district. The only issue is how? I just can't seem to say "Hi you've had the wrong number for months and I just haven't informed you due to my laziness." Hmm maybe something like, "My child mmmrmmmm is not attending school in this district so I would like to be taken off of the calling list?" But I see this idea going south as well. I don't even know what number to call so this is really rubbish as I believe a Brit would say. Aw well perhaps tomorrow?
