Rainy Days. I sleep enough as it is. You could call it my beauty sleep but that would be pretty generous, really, it's lazy sleep but there is something about rainy days that justifies sleeping around all day. Not like "sleeping around" although no one would complain about that either. We'll besides those people, but I highly doubt they are reading my blog so... Anyway I just don't understand it. On a sunny day I actually feel bad about watching a movie or two or more (I don't have a job or anything give me a break) but on a rainy day... We'll maybe this would be better explained in an epic, short, skit.
ME: (Talking to myself... it's really not that uncommon. People talk to themselves all the time. For example, when they pick out yogurt. Which flavor do I want cherry, orange cream or strawberry shortcake? Just FYI Yoplait Yogurt! Strawberry shortcake yogurt doesn't actually taste like strawberry shortcake! So no thank you Yoplait I don't want to do a swapportunit!. Sorry I just needed to get that off my chest back to the skit ) Good Morning World! With a sexy yawn (pff who looks sexy in the morning! Really.) It's such a beautiful day. My siblings are awake, the vacuum is running, my dog wants to go outside, and all my clothes are in the wash! I just feel so alive! (Pulling back the curtain.)
ME:Oh!
But it's raining. We'll I...I I guess. I'll have to watch T.V and bake cholesterol filled desserts for the entire day. I can't go to my zumba class in the rain! I just might melt! I'm no witch but sometimes more of mmmhhhh. But that just might be close enough!
(Walking down stairs for breakfast.)
Dad: We'll we can't cut the grass. It's raining
Mom: Jess would you like to help me make chocolate eclairs?
Brothers: Where are they? That was a stupid question. They are probably playing video games. It is raining out.
And so movies are watched, desserts are made and my dog takes a nap. And if the sun was out none of that really would be happening. Raining days are mother natures version of a siesta and a shower for the homeless all in one.
The Rainy Day Skit
ME: (Talking to myself... it's really not that uncommon. People talk to themselves all the time. For example, when they pick out yogurt. Which flavor do I want cherry, orange cream or strawberry shortcake? Just FYI Yoplait Yogurt! Strawberry shortcake yogurt doesn't actually taste like strawberry shortcake! So no thank you Yoplait I don't want to do a swapportunit!. Sorry I just needed to get that off my chest back to the skit ) Good Morning World! With a sexy yawn (pff who looks sexy in the morning! Really.) It's such a beautiful day. My siblings are awake, the vacuum is running, my dog wants to go outside, and all my clothes are in the wash! I just feel so alive! (Pulling back the curtain.)
ME:Oh!
But it's raining. We'll I...I I guess. I'll have to watch T.V and bake cholesterol filled desserts for the entire day. I can't go to my zumba class in the rain! I just might melt! I'm no witch but sometimes more of mmmhhhh. But that just might be close enough!
(Walking down stairs for breakfast.)
Dad: We'll we can't cut the grass. It's raining
Mom: Jess would you like to help me make chocolate eclairs?
Brothers: Where are they? That was a stupid question. They are probably playing video games. It is raining out.
And so movies are watched, desserts are made and my dog takes a nap. And if the sun was out none of that really would be happening. Raining days are mother natures version of a siesta and a shower for the homeless all in one.
